Heavy Rain: Criken's Parenting Tips & Tricks
I luv my sons and liife
Check out the full stream on my Twitch channel here:
Listen up folks, it’s time I taught you a trick or two about raising your kids and being a dang cool dad while doing it. First step just gotta play some swords with them every once in a while second step probably don’t help your wife get the plates also don’t forget to pack two dollars in your wallet in case balloon man comes a calling
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I imagine Criken like this as a parent with no differences
I like cricken because he plays games how I do, and my brother hates it.
I like how the dad totally saved Jason, but then he still dies. 8:35
If anything the dad would be dead, and the car was moving slow as hell anyways.
2:48 soundtrack from Lisa
14:10 do i hear muffled "Jason" in the background??!????!
God damn 4 pockets
8:31 That stupid woman should not be driving a car, there was nothing blocking her vision to prevent her from seeing the boy in the vibrant green shirt running across the road. She had several seconds to react.
Drop an F for our boy Merlin
omfg cirken you play this game the complete opposite way is made to be played and i fucking love it
JASON
I have to confess, I haven't seen any Criken videos since Snow: The Last Gnar, and I feel so guilty about it. I'm catching up now that my midterms are over and I'm so glad I chose to because all of these are hilarious. I love ya man, sorry I left you behind for a bit. You were always in my heart, just not in Youtube's algorithms, because I didn't get notifications.
How the duck did Jason DIE?
FAKE JASON!
What is this game!
5:55 Your actions have consequences
Show me that MAN ASSSSSS!
2:55 did they fucking break the door?
Stop it.
Get some help
How to get nothing done simulator
I don't know what accent that is but it has me dying
14:10 muffled "JASON! JASON!"
that bird foreshadowing man !
rip merlin
Can't wait to see Criken tackle Detroit: Become Human.
This is the funniest thing I ever saw in my entire life
Even a kid doesnt look left and right
#Ripmerlin
im so glad you made this criken
11:32 Wilhelm scream
Json
2:48
I've been hearing a lot of LISA music in Criken videos recently. That makes me moist.
That kid is like a tiny tommy weiso(?) xD
What kind of man would riposte a child?
This was the worst game of all time. I fucking hate it. completely personal opinion of course.
You're just a disappointing channel. Unsubbed.
Clown: whats your name?
FAKING FATHER ANSWERS: JASON
AND THATS HOW MY STORY ENDS
We're going to hold this against you for a while. "Oh remember that time when you let some dude rape a girl?"
What the hell criken play the game right
Was that fucking… Delin's grunt, from Shenmue, after the window gazing thing? That caught me so off guard.
You can just leave. Jesus xD
I hope Ur Future Childs Will See this xD 😂😂😂
Wtf
For some reason this game is one of my guilty pleasures.